here the other funny one!! you have to watch the show to get it!
A Day in the Life of: Josh the Kodama
Narrator: Hello folks, and welcome to “A Day in the Life”. Today we will explore the fascinating life of a tree spirit named Josh. How are you feeling today, Josh? Josh: (In a squeaky voice) Fine. Narrator: Mind if we ask you some questions about your life as a tree spirit? Josh: Okay, follow me. (Walks through the forest towards a giant tree) This is Mommy, say hi mom…mom? Narrator: Tell us a little about your mother, Josh. Josh: Well, she’s kind of a sorry excuse for a mother, I mean, she’s kind of neglectful. She doesn’t give us clothes, or go on any outings with us, or feed us. In fact, I think bobby starved to death just last week. Bobby: No, I’m okay. I’m not dead yet! Josh: Did you hear that Mommy?! Bobby’s okay, he’s not dead! Mommy he…mommy? She’s not listening… she doesn’t care. Narrator: How do you and your siblings feel about this coming Fall? Josh: What’s Fall? Narrator: …Never mind. Josh: Mommy, why is your hair changing color? I thought I warned you about the ill-marketing of hair dye, they’ll say just about anything to get you to buy it. Mom, your shedding! Mom, your BALD! I told you that the chemicals in the hair formula are bad for your scalp! Mom…are you even listening to me? Huh…It’s hopeless. Narrator: Uh, okaaaaaay. So where is your father? Josh: Oh, he’s around here somewhere. You must understand how hard it is for him to be around for us, he is a sweet, innocent, deer-thingy by day, and a ferocious, unsympathetic, merciless, killer by night. He has a very busy schedule so he barely has any time for us, unlike mommy. I think she’s gone into a dormant stage, or maybe she’s in a coma. Bobby: Maybe Mommy died and we just never noticed. Josh: Don’t say such things Bobby!!! You might jinx her. Narrator: I think I see your father in the distance, is that him? Josh: Huh, where? Oh, do you mean that big, black, looming shape of death, darkness, and fear? Yep, that’s Daddy. Hi, Dad! Um, Dad, where’s your head? And why are you spilling a poisonous toxin on the ground and killing all our aunties and uncles? Dad, you just murdered all my siblings! Dad you just killed Mom! This hasn’t been a good day. Narrator: Um…Josh, I suggest we high-tail it out of here, don’t ya think? Josh: Oh, look! Daddy got his head back! All my siblings are back from the dead! Mommy your alive too! Look Mommy, look, were all okay! Mommy? You know, I get the feeling Mommy couldn’t care less. Narrator: And that, folks, is a day in the life of a tree spirit. Thank you for your time, Josh. (Josh, however, is off in his own world, contemplating what just happened) Josh: Maybe Bobby’s right. Maybe Mommy’s dead. That would explain the neglect, torcher, and the hurt feelings. I mean, she is a tree for crying out loud. I can’t believe no one noticed it before but Mommy is completely immobile…
here the other funny one!! you have to watch the show to get it!
A Day in the Life of: Josh the Kodama
Narrator: Hello folks, and welcome to “A Day in the Life”. Today we will explore the fascinating life of a tree spirit named Josh. How are you feeling today, Josh? Josh: (In a squeaky voice) Fine. Narrator: Mind if we ask you some questions about your life as a tree spirit? Josh: Okay, follow me. (Walks through the forest towards a giant tree) This is Mommy, say hi mom…mom? Narrator: Tell us a little about your mother, Josh. Josh: Well, she’s kind of a sorry excuse for a mother, I mean, she’s kind of neglectful. She doesn’t give us clothes, or go on any outings with us, or feed us. In fact, I think bobby starved to death just last week. Bobby: No, I’m okay. I’m not dead yet! Josh: Did you hear that Mommy?! Bobby’s okay, he’s not dead! Mommy he…mommy? She’s not listening… she doesn’t care. Narrator: How do you and your siblings feel about this coming Fall? Josh: What’s Fall? Narrator: …Never mind. Josh: Mommy, why is your hair changing color? I thought I warned you about the ill-marketing of hair dye, they’ll say just about anything to get you to buy it. Mom, your shedding! Mom, your BALD! I told you that the chemicals in the hair formula are bad for your scalp! Mom…are you even listening to me? Huh…It’s hopeless. Narrator: Uh, okaaaaaay. So where is your father? Josh: Oh, he’s around here somewhere. You must understand how hard it is for him to be around for us, he is a sweet, innocent, deer-thingy by day, and a ferocious, unsympathetic, merciless, killer by night. He has a very busy schedule so he barely has any time for us, unlike mommy. I think she’s gone into a dormant stage, or maybe she’s in a coma. Bobby: Maybe Mommy died and we just never noticed. Josh: Don’t say such things Bobby!!! You might jinx her. Narrator: I think I see your father in the distance, is that him? Josh: Huh, where? Oh, do you mean that big, black, looming shape of death, darkness, and fear? Yep, that’s Daddy. Hi, Dad! Um, Dad, where’s your head? And why are you spilling a poisonous toxin on the ground and killing all our aunties and uncles? Dad, you just murdered all my siblings! Dad you just killed Mom! This hasn’t been a good day. Narrator: Um…Josh, I suggest we high-tail it out of here, don’t ya think? Josh: Oh, look! Daddy got his head back! All my siblings are back from the dead! Mommy your alive too! Look Mommy, look, were all okay! Mommy? You know, I get the feeling Mommy couldn’t care less. Narrator: And that, folks, is a day in the life of a tree spirit. Thank you for your time, Josh. (Josh, however, is off in his own world, contemplating what just happened) Josh: Maybe Bobby’s right. Maybe Mommy’s dead. That would explain the neglect, torcher, and the hurt feelings. I mean, she is a tree for crying out loud. I can’t believe no one noticed it before but Mommy is completely immobile…
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